What's my Bitcoin horrorscope for today?

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Welcome to your geeky Bitcoin horrorscope generator!

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Prompt Starters

1. What's my Bitcoin horrorscope for today?
2. Can you give me a techy astrological reading for Bitcoin on July 4?
3. Generate a geek horoscope for Bitcoin on my birthday.
4. How do the stars align for Bitcoin on December 25th?